A question I have about Gemma
Gemma, now that you’re a Simpson will you:
A. Run for mayor of Springfield.
B. Date Principal Skinner.
C. Open Gemma’s Bar and Rave in Beautiful downtown Springfield.
D. Spank Bart.
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